"This may sound like gibberish to you, but I think I'm in a Tragedy"

So for my last post for 2006, I'm gonna try to relate Hollywood with life, and as we all know, they usually don't mix. In simple terms, Hollywood gives us stories of people; normal people similar to ourselves. There's a whole bunch of different genres. I tried to think about what genre 2006 was? a romantic comedy? a tragic comedy? maybe all of the above. All I know is that I want to make 2007 count for something because sometimes I get the feeling that I'm getting dumber by the day and if I don't do something with my mind quick, one day it's just gonna run out and I'll just be stuck; the character with the tragic flaw of constant underachievement.

It's 2007 and I'm turning 22, my lucky number. I'm hoping that this year will be my coming-of-age story.

A Manifestation of the Jeremy's of the World?

I was browsing around and I stumbled over an underground artist named Jeremy Fish. I've grown up with the impression that even though Jeremy is not exactly an uncommon name; personally, I don't come across many of them. I've never been introduced to another Jeremy and sometimes I find it wierd when someone else has my name, I guess since, I've never been accustomed to it. It's like like how John's are not as affected when meeting other John's. In any case, what I'm getting at is that I've realized that there must be Jeremy's everywhere doing things I wish I can do (i.e. Jeremy Fish). For years I've been a fist full of dreams with no punch. if i wasn't a lazy bastard I'd like to accomplish the following sometime during my life:

I want to become a good chef.
I want to show my creative side in some way (photography, drawing)
I want to write a book that actually shows up in the bookstore
I want to land a sweet Human Resources job (put my stalking skills to good use)
I want to play a mean guitar.

Do everything in my power to avert the unfortunate side effects of me being me.