A Manifestation of the Jeremy's of the World?

I was browsing around and I stumbled over an underground artist named Jeremy Fish. I've grown up with the impression that even though Jeremy is not exactly an uncommon name; personally, I don't come across many of them. I've never been introduced to another Jeremy and sometimes I find it wierd when someone else has my name, I guess since, I've never been accustomed to it. It's like like how John's are not as affected when meeting other John's. In any case, what I'm getting at is that I've realized that there must be Jeremy's everywhere doing things I wish I can do (i.e. Jeremy Fish). For years I've been a fist full of dreams with no punch. if i wasn't a lazy bastard I'd like to accomplish the following sometime during my life:

I want to become a good chef.
I want to show my creative side in some way (photography, drawing)
I want to write a book that actually shows up in the bookstore
I want to land a sweet Human Resources job (put my stalking skills to good use)
I want to play a mean guitar.

Do everything in my power to avert the unfortunate side effects of me being me.